I'm sick of the back and forth research headlines alarming something as a cause of cancer one day and promising it as a way to prevent it the next. No sooner have I finished reading some cancer alarm article than am I getting links to new evidence that indicates the opposite. Well, I'm tired of investing all that time reading, all that energy getting my hopes up, and all that time clicking!
Thankfully, now I have the cancer oracle.
7 comments:
Canon causes cancer and Nikon prevents it... You should debug, your tool is broken
Man, all these years I've wasted as a non-smoker when all along cigarettes could've boosted my immunity. Curses!
Hugo and I cause cancer, but Julius and my wife cure it - does this mean we cancel out?
@loic: Interesting, but the tool is not completely broken; it verified that a Mac causes cancer while a PC helps prevent it.
@ario: Oh well, smoking still makes your breath stink :)
@djm: Yes, as a family, your carcinogenic impact on the world is 0.
Both sex AND pooping cause cancer. We are in deep sh** of trouble.
It seems like everything I tried causes cancer. Maybe it's because I'm in Germany.
@Nikita: I just searched for at least five minutes and couldn't find anything other than red wine that helped prevent cancer. Things are worse than I thought when I used this last week. (And your Germany theory is probably right on, they are a country definitely skewed toward beer.)
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