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September 22, 2009

Cancer Oracle

I'm sick of the back and forth research headlines alarming something as a cause of cancer one day and promising it as a way to prevent it the next. No sooner have I finished reading some cancer alarm article than am I getting links to new evidence that indicates the opposite. Well, I'm tired of investing all that time reading, all that energy getting my hopes up, and all that time clicking!

Thankfully, now I have the cancer oracle.

7 comments:

loic said...

Canon causes cancer and Nikon prevents it... You should debug, your tool is broken

ario said...

Man, all these years I've wasted as a non-smoker when all along cigarettes could've boosted my immunity. Curses!

djm said...

Hugo and I cause cancer, but Julius and my wife cure it - does this mean we cancel out?

Parisa said...

@loic: Interesting, but the tool is not completely broken; it verified that a Mac causes cancer while a PC helps prevent it.

@ario: Oh well, smoking still makes your breath stink :)

@djm: Yes, as a family, your carcinogenic impact on the world is 0.

Queen of the Bongo said...

Both sex AND pooping cause cancer. We are in deep sh** of trouble.

Nikita said...

It seems like everything I tried causes cancer. Maybe it's because I'm in Germany.

Parisa said...

@Nikita: I just searched for at least five minutes and couldn't find anything other than red wine that helped prevent cancer. Things are worse than I thought when I used this last week. (And your Germany theory is probably right on, they are a country definitely skewed toward beer.)